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ARSE-ANAL: DISGRACING ENGLAND SINCE 2005

When Arsenal went a whole season without losing a match the whole world made noise about Arsenal being the 'pride of London' and how soccer will revolve around her. Fast forward to eight seasons later and we are in 2013. Great players later and Arsene  Wenger has won nothing for the club, not even a stainless cup!. Many greats have passed through the canon-crest club...Gilberto Silva, Dennis Bergkamp, Kanu Nwankwo, Thierry Henry, David Seaman, Patrick Viera, Ashley Cole, Anthonio Reyes, Fransesc Fabregas and a whole lot of people. It is evident that these players won the trophies and not officer Wenger.
In another view, "the prof" seems to have run out of ideas as nothing seems to be working on-field.
A quick interview conducted among Arsenal and soccer fans in general had one thing in common. Coach Wenger should stop buying players that will make the club look like a high-school team. Experience is one thing that matters in the English Premier League. As a matter of fact Arsenal faithfuls have nicknamed the club |the future" as nothing seems forth coming, what with the calibre of players on parade.
First match for Arsenal in the 2013/2014 soccer season and they were trashed 3-1..terrible!
When the matter was brought to the local joint, the gods gave a message that "the prof" should try coaching Kwara United to see if he still has anything upstairs or retire from soccer completely!.
Anything other than these will lead to ofo ojo keji oja (emptiness of the day after the market day).
Meanwhile sacrifices will be offered on his behalf while the elders sip on some fresh palm wine and watch him go on ten seasons more without a trophy!

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